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HOW DO YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BULL AND A COW?

WHAT KIND OF SHOES DOES A BANANA PEEL LIKE WEARING?

WHY DID THE INVISIBLE MAN TURN DOWN A JOB OFFER?

 

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7?

 

HOW CAN YOU TELL A VAMPIRE HAS A COLD? 

WHY DID HARRY POTTER SUDDENLY GO BALD IN HIS TEENS?

WHAT CAN YOU CATCH BUT NOT THROW?

WHY DID THE TEDDY BEAR SKIP DESSERT WHEN SHE WAS ON A DATE?

WHY DOES PETER PAN FLY AROUND SO MUCH?

WHAT DID THE LEFT EYE SAY TO THE RIGHT EYE?

 

HOW DO YOU MAKE A TISSUE DANCE?

 

WHY CAN'T CINDERELLA PLAY FOOTBALL?

WHAT DID ONE LIGHTBULB SAY TO THE OTHER?

WHERE DO COWS GO ON

DATE NIGHTS?

ANSWERS ARE BELOW!!

HOW DO YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BULL AND A COW?

WHY DID THE TEDDY BEAR SKIP DESSERT WHEN SHE WAS ON A DATE?

WHAT KIND OF SHOES DOES A BANANA PEEL LIKE WEARING?

WHY DOES PETER PAN FLY AROUND SO MUCH?

WHY DID THE INVISIBLE MAN TURN DOWN A JOB OFFER?

WHAT DID THE LEFT EYE SAY TO THE RIGHT EYE?

 

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7?

 

HOW DO YOU MAKE A

TISSUE DANCE?

 

HOW CAN YOU TELL A VAMPIRE HAS A COLD?

 

WHY CAN'T CINDERELLA PLAY FOOTBALL?

WHY DID HARRY POTTER SUDDENLY GO BALD IN HIS TEENS?

WHAT DID ONE LIGHTBULB SAY TO THE OTHER?

WHAT CAN YOU CATCH BUT NOT THROW?

WHERE DO COWS GO ON

DATE NIGHTS?

 

IT'S EITHER ONE OR

THE UDDER!

 

BECAUSE SHE WAS STUFFED!

 

SLIPPERS!

 

HE NEVER LANDS!

 

HE JUST COULDN'T SEE HIMSELF DOING IT!

 

SOMETHING BETWEEN US SMELLS!

 

BECAUSE 7 8 9!

 

YOU PUT A LITTLE BOOGIE

IN IT!

 

HE STARTS COFFIN!

 

BECAUSE SHE ALWAYS RUNS AWAY FROM THE BALL!

 

HE LOST HIS HEDWIG!

 

WATTS UP!

 

YOUR BREATH!

 

TO THE MOOVIES!

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