JOKES
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow?
it's either one
or the udder!
she was stuffed!
why did the teddy bear skip dessert when she was on a date?
HOVER OVER THE JOKE TO FIND OUT THE ANSWER!!
slippers
what kind of shoes does a banana peel love wearing?
why does peter pan fly around so much?
he never lands
what did the left eye say to the right eye?
something between us smells!
why was 6 afraid of 7?
because 7, 8, 9!
why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
he just couldn't see
himself doing it!!
how do you make a tissue dance?
you put a little boogie in it!
how can you tell a vampire has a cold?
he starts coffin!
WHY DID HARRY POTTER SUDDENLY GO BALD IN HIS TEENS
HE LOST HIS HEDWIG
WHAT CAN YOU CATCH BUT NOT THROW?
YOUR BREATH
why can't cinderella play football?
because she always runs away from the ball!
WHAT DID ONE LIGHTBULB SAY TO THE OTHER?
WATTS UP?!
WHERE DO COWS GO ON
DATE NIGHT?
TO THE MOOOVIES